Thursday, June 10, 2010

Dear Ms. Perney, Smutty Broad Sex Advice

Question # 1 comes from :

Erik said...

How do I get my girlfriend to let me cum on her face?
When I cum its alot, like Peter North ALOT

Answer: So ya say you wanna spray her in the face, hey? Well I must first bring you back to a time in your memory. Remember when you were just a wee one and you'd enjoy a hot sunny day of water play in the backyard? That was always so much fun right? But then some dumbass kid would always get too excited and spray water from the hose directly on your face. Yeh.....and just as it was then, the hose down is still pretty much an un-welcomed surprise.

You could always mention to her that some fancy dancy face creams cost up to $700 that list foreskin and semen in the ingredients. VERY TRUE!!!!!

We are all very vain creatures my man.

---Over And Out---

Ms. Perney